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I don't know what to say about the acting, writing and directing in G.I. Joe because I couldn't find any. There were scads of pretty people posing awkwardly in military chic and tossing out lame one-liners. Take this exchange between Army pals Duke (Channing Tatum) and Ripcord (Marlon Wayans): Ripcord: "I've been thinking." Duke: "I warned you about that." To be fair, not thinking is good advice if you line up for G.I. Joe, the next phase of Paramount's Cash for Clunkers campaign, begun with Transformers 2. You know, we lay out the cash and the studio thoughtfully supplies the clunkers.In a tight economy, why do we lavish cash on movies based on plastic battle toys? Maybe we just want some dumb fun. Too bad they left out the fun part. There are special effects, lots of them, but despite a reported $170 million budget, they look shockingly crappy. The Eiffel Tower appears to be destroyed by some green slime left over from the Ghostbusters films. Among the actors, the smartest are Sienna Miller and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Not because they reveal depths of emotion but because they've disguised themselves so as not to be easily recognized. |
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A Growing Family.While Manny (Ray Romano) and Ellie (Queen Latifah) prepare for the birth of their new baby, Sid can’t help but feel a little jealous. He loves kids, but without a wife, how can he start a family? Then he finds three unattended eggs, which he scoops up, planning raise the little critters as his own. But when the eggs hatch, he discovers that his new children are dinosaurs! And the mother T-Rex is not too pleased to find her dinobabies missing. When she comes to retrieve them, she steals Sid in the process. The Rescue Mission.Manny, Ellie, Diego, Eddie and Crash set out on a journey to save Sid from the fearsome dinosaur. They follow the tracks leading underground and discover a world they didn’t know existed—a dangerous world filled with hungry, massive dinosaurs. There they meet Buck the Weasel, a brave and lonely dinosaur hunter, who agrees to lead the pack on their rescue mission. The Great White Rudy.Meanwhile, Sid develops a bond with the mommy dino and her babies, while they all try to defend themselves against the biggest monster of all—a white dinosaur known as Rudy. The Bottom Line.Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs was no better or worse than the first two Ice Age films. It had a few laugh-out-loud moments, most thanks to the newest character, Buck. While he’s a determined and courageous little weasel, his loneliness has turned him a bit insane. The film is good and action-packed. But if you thought the first two were just okay, then this one won’t be any more impressive |
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